Heartbreaker

Watch out, here she comes!
Here comes the heartbreaker.

Disguised as the girl-next-door,
Giving you the smile of your life,
She's the one girls want sticking around,
She's the one guys don't mind hanging around.
A big mistake it'll be to pursue her,
'Cuz, here comes the heartbreaker.

The happiest person you'll come across,
She'll win you with her wits;
Oh, you can cross her, she won't mind!
But you can't stop her with ties that bind.
She'll bewitch you with her laughter,
Here comes the heartbreaker.

She'll crawl up into your heart,
Better be warned not to be bound;
The chapters of her life are not so shady,
But that won't make her heart all bright and sunny.
With hypnotizing eyes causing but a disaster,
Here comes the heartbreaker.

Breathtaking.

I hold my breath when I have to fart,
I hold my breath before a movie starts,
I hold my breath before a meeting,
I hold my breath till the tingles pass.

I hold my breath when I hear the dogs bark,
I hold my breath when I hear the slightest screech in the park.

I hold my breath when I cross the railway line,
I hold my breath before smelling the wine.

I hold my breath before I blow the candles,
I hold my breath when I see a rat in bundles.

I hold my breath to let the trailer pass,
I hold my breath till the rain touches my eyes.

I hold my breath when I see your name on the phone,
I hold my breath when we’re quiet, all alone.

I hold my breath to let the airplane glide,
I hold my breath when I suddenly realize:
God didn’t give me a big nose to hold it up with pride, no.
He gave it to me so I could have as many breathtaking moments of my own.